donnermaysilee:

YOU KNOW WHATS FUCKING STUPID

WHEN YOUR FAMILY MAKES YOU GO SOMEWHERE WITH THEM AND YOU TELL THEM YOU DONT WANT TO

AND THEN WHEN YOURE ALREADY OUT THEY BLAME YOU FOR BEING ALL ANGRY AND TELL YOU YOU RUIN EVERYTHING

OH WELL MY FUCKING APOLOGIES

(via fucked-up-gaygirl)

geethejacketslut:

do you ever type a sentence beginning with a capital letter and then go back and change it to a lower case one like ‘woah there, gotta be casual’

(via hey-doesnt-he-rap)

dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

(via hewillbeback)

adiplace:

arirainunite:

danstrudel:

nomorecops:

ranchdepressing:

if that mouse had pants he would shit them
the cat LUNGES at him and then just lovingly boops him omg
I am dying

Wild domesticated shit

Next time on, “I shouldn’t be alive”

Aw

"Hey bitch, hey hey" *poke* *slap* "muah, you’re cute"

(via kelseysexymuffinpants)

sleepysleepypretty:

having body hair annoys me but removing body hair also annoys me and also life, life annoys me

(via kelseysexymuffinpants)

alittlebitgayandmore:

Shang’s journey to self discovery as told by me

(via overdoitandhaveafit)

citoyenprouvaire:

things literally everyone, regardless of gender, looks good in:

  • suits
  • lacy lingerie
  • eyeliner

(via overdoitandhaveafit)

(via sexguilt)

“I don’t know if you’ve ever felt like that. That you wanted to sleep for a thousand years. Or just not exist. Or just not be aware that you do exist. Or something like that. I think wanting that is very morbid, but I want it when I get like this. That’s why I’m trying not to think. I just want it all to stop spinning.”

(via kil1thewaitress)

suchvodka:

BABE

(via sheissoogone)

(via palewhiite)

There are years that ask questions and years that answer.

Zora Neale Hurston, Their Eyes Were Watching God (via observando)

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theresnoplacelikeyourmouth:

Wearing Hopeless Lingerie ;)

by Larry Kuhn / Wilmington, DE

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